My little Cortina 15/08/2007

Thank you for all your support, over the last few days, don't worry the past week will soon become a note!! lol!

I have a carrrrrr. I have a carrrrr, I have a carrrr. Okay so it is the jalopy of jalopis, in fact jalopies would move ten thousand miles away from it, but I have a carrrrr. It is my mother’s probably as old as me Mitsubushi Lancer, yes a Lancer. It farts, the interior looks like something out of the black lagoon and it is kinda rusted, but it is mine. In as much anything given to you by your Nigerian parents can be yours (I have been subtly, not quite so subtly told that I cannot drive it to the island, so they think).

What else about the jalopy, I am thinking of calling her Princess Farts-a-lot, but that is kinda predictable. I took it to the mechanic/ body people, and they told me it would cost N60000 naira (proxy £250) to fix it, this they tell to a girl who has not managed to save a kobo on her £50 salary.

I can’t say that I have been having a lot of fun recently, but then my life has not been a total bust either. Going home for the weekend, visiting friends, I have made some new friends, but they are all leaving and pissing off to the states and England respectively, wankers. I am going to be in a music video though, this friend of mine, is making a music video and I do not have to be a booty girl.

Now I mention this because most of the offers I have had to be in music videos have been for me to be a booty girl. I find this very funny because I have no booty to speak of and I don’t really look like a booty girl, I’m more the ‘you look like my mother’ kinda girl. This is not good since I am not married; do not have kids and well you know if you have read the other blog thingys you would know that I am actively looking. For what you might ask, well if I knew that I probably would not be looking. Anyways that is me for now.