PISSY!!

Ok , so i’m feeling a bit morbid and negative, and I felt, why don’t I share it with my loving Facebook friends!
Enjoy, but maybe you shouldn’t eat while reading this!

Where, How, When and with Who you did her

So we begin, the endless battle of right and wrong, good and evil, dumb and dumber
I bet you thought when I told you no I was kidding
When I screamed that you go, I was mistaken
Do you take me for a fool,
Do you think I don’t know about the friend, of a friend, followed by a friend twice removed that you slept with on the 10th
Do you think I don’t know where, how, when and with who you did her.
Babes why do you think I’ve not allowed you near me in weeks
Trust when I say no woman has headaches that often consistently
So bro, my lover, my friend, the once father of my non children
Remember, I see all, know all, and hear all, and in your case, I don’t have to be omni anything,
I just have to look at your lips move and know the lies you are telling.

HELP!

Ask you for help?
I would rather stick my head in a bucket of stinging nettles, filled with a swarm of stinging bees before I do that.
Ask you for help!
I would rather stick a knife in my eyes swivel it around until I’ve cut all the brain membranes then stick a Hoover in the hole that was my eye and suck out mess than do that.
I remember once asking you for help,
Begging you to help a sister out,
Instead of doing so, you humiliated me and spread my business around the streets, for 20 grand?! So much for friendship girlfriend!
I remember the time I was in bed, writhing in pain as I lost our child, and begged you to please, please help me and all you could say is ‘suck it up babes’ by phone!
Help! I guess in that case you helped me, cus you never wanted the poor little sucker.
Ask you for help!
I would rather be slit from nose to toes with my entrails hanging out and left in the wild for animals to feast on me while I was still alive, than ask you for help!